My son:
"I love you Momma. I miss you Momma."
"I love you Momma. I miss you Momma."
"I haf a knife, Momma."
"Lookit me Momma! I haf a penis!" (after my son ran into my room wearing a swimming ring and nothing else)
My daughter:
"Where's Baby K? Momma, you went to the hospital! You told me you were going to the hospital to have my baby sister? Momma, did you tell an untruth?"
My daughter:
"Where's Baby K? Momma, you went to the hospital! You told me you were going to the hospital to have my baby sister? Momma, did you tell an untruth?"
"Momma, I set the table, so you can just lie in bed!" (and she did - one plate, 3 spoons, and 4 cups of water... for a family of 4 to eat dinner).
"I wanna swim naked too!"
"Lookit Momma, I can spit up in the air!"
My husband:
"Boyo, why did I put you in a white tshirt?"
"If you splash in the tub again, you won't get a bath for a month!!"
"GUYS! Why is the towel in the pool?"
"Did you not hear what the doctor said? Get your a*$ back in bed!!"
"Lookit Momma, I can spit up in the air!"
My husband:
"Boyo, why did I put you in a white tshirt?"
"If you splash in the tub again, you won't get a bath for a month!!"
"GUYS! Why is the towel in the pool?"
"Did you not hear what the doctor said? Get your a*$ back in bed!!"
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