Bed Rest

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Here is what you can do on bed rest:
-Watch a bazillion movies/TV shows
-Read three magazines.
-Read four books.
-Sleep.
-Write your daughter's thank you cards.
-Blog.
-Worry.

Here is what you can't do on bedrest:
-Play at the park with your kids.
-Tuck them in at night.
-Hug them when they call you up, crying because "Momma, I need you."
-Give your husband a break.
-Feel useful at all.

This blows.