Great. Now I can't even watch the news.

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"Mommy, what is a wiener?" Girlie asked without looking up from her coloring. Boyo was asleep and I was multi-tasking - checking email, folding laundry, and watching CNN which was covering Representative Anthony Weiner's sex scandal.

"Uh, it's a penis," I asked.

Before I could ask where she heard the word (since it's one we don't use in our household), she pointed to the TV.

"So that guy is a penis?"

I have no words.