Definition of "Mommy"

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My soon to be 3 year old daughter just informed her Daddy that I am not a "Shannon," I am a "Mommy."

For laughs, I asked her what a "Mommy" is.

Her reply?

"Mommy is the rules."

When I asked her what she meant, she said: "Mommy is the rules. Mommy says: No, you can't take your binky out of your room. Peepee goes in the potty. Don't hit Bubba. Share with Bubba. Have a happy day. Baby Girl, stop whining. No bouncing on the bed. Shhh... no talking during nap! Eat your dinner. No juice, you had enough juice. We don't pick our nose. I love you Baby Girl. Those is the rules!"

My husband is still laughing.

As Christopher Titus said, "Living with a child is like living with a witness for the prosecution."