Me: "I'm sorry that this pregnancy is making me crazier than normal."
Hubs: "I'm sorry I'm not putting up with your bullsh@# anymore."
Hubs: "I don't care who gets the damn balloon! Just fight about it silently!"
Hubs (at 2 in the morning to me): "The boy is calling you."
Boyo (from down the hall): "No, I NOT! I CALLING DADDY!"
Hubs (to me): "And you are SURE he's mine?"
Feeling the baby move the other day, my husband looked at me concerned: "What body part is that?" he asked. "Her horns?"
"Do you ever feel like the intelligence level for this country has been set to easy?"
Our AC broke. During a day that was 104 FREAKING degrees out. I was a little pissed to say the least.
I asked my husband what the hell we were planning, getting pregnant when I would be at my most pregnant during the hottest part of the year.
My husband laughed in my face: "What plan?!!"
Every morning my husband irons his shirt before work. The sound of the ironing board always wakes me up, which is really irritating. When I mentioned this to my husband, he replied with, "Well, you could do the ironing during the day...."
I'm still laughing at him.