Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear When Recording a Lecture for Your Students

10. Mommy, Brother did it!

9. I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY RIGHT NOW! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY RIGHT NOW! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY!

8. Mommy, it's okay. It was an accident!

7. (Ear piercing shriek, followed by:) I didn't do it!

6. (Baby sobbing, followed by:) I didn't step on her!

5. Mommy, whatcha doing? Why Mommy, whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?

4. Mommy, I'm writing my name with glue!

3. (tied with #2) Mommy, I pooped!

2. (tied with #3) Mommy, I need you to wipe my butt!

1. Mommy, the TV's broken!!

Aren't I blessed to get to work from home?