10. Mommy, Brother did it!
9. I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY RIGHT NOW! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY RIGHT NOW! I WANNA WATCH MICKEY!
8. Mommy, it's okay. It was an accident!
7. (Ear piercing shriek, followed by:) I didn't do it!
6. (Baby sobbing, followed by:) I didn't step on her!
5. Mommy, whatcha doing? Why Mommy, whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?
4. Mommy, I'm writing my name with glue!
3. (tied with #2) Mommy, I pooped!
2. (tied with #3) Mommy, I need you to wipe my butt!
1. Mommy, the TV's broken!!
Aren't I blessed to get to work from home?
