Crazy Things My Kids Say, Volume 281,235

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Girlie, crying to me, "Brother hit me and made me serious!!"

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Boyo, after we had to install a KEY LOCK to keep him out of the entertainment center. "Mommy? Need key pwease!"

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Girlie: "Momma, did you know you have Baby Auntie Katie in your tummy?"

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Boyo: "Momm-EEE!! Open gate pwease! Giant on show! Nononononononononononono!" (accompanied by vigorious head shaking)

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Girlie: "I have a yucky cough and a froggie in my throat. I need water to wash the froggie down to my knees so it will go POP! out my knee. If I don't have water, it will climb up to my head and go pop out a whole in my head by ear."

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Girlie: (after falling at the park and skinning her knee) "My knee hurts!! I'm so frustrated with it!!"

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Boyo: (after tripping over his two feet) giggling "Eat it!"

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Girlie: (after hearing her brother wailing from the other room): "Don't worry! I didn't hit him!"

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Boyo: (after running into a wall when he wasn't looking): "Sowwee Mommy."

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Girlie: (taking a dollar in quarters out of my purse): "Momma, you borrowed it to me!"