I thought I was raising children...

I thought I was raising children...

Friday, January 24, 2014

Two Year Old Tyranny

I forgot.

I forgot what it is like to have a two year old.

Oh, but BabyGirlie is reminding me....

"Mama.  Mama.  Look at me.  LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW!" screaming in my face as tiny little hands smush my cheeks and force me to look at her.

~

"Momma KK not baby.  KK six."

~

"I no wanna eat dinner" (spits mouthful of food on the ground). "It yucky."

~

"Mama, I want a birfday too."
"Okay, love, your birthday is in July."
"No. Birfday NOW!"

~

"I need fwiends.  Fwiends watch TV with KK."

Yes.  There are 13 friends in this picture.  This is ALMOST all of them.

"I not KK.  I doll baby."

~

"Sweet Girl, lets talk about the rules for church."
"No spitting no hitting no screaming no urping."

~

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!"
Me, out of breath, running into the room: "WHAT?  What's wrong?"
"BABY TOUCH TOY! MINES!"

~

"Mama, I poop.  Change me NOW!"

~



No comments:

Post a Comment

Girlie's Birthday

Lilypie Kids Birthday tickers

Boyo's Birthday

Boyo's Birthday

BabyGirlie's Birthday

BabyGirlie's Birthday

BabyBug's Birthday

BabyBug's Birthday