Overheard At My House

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Girlie: Wailing from the living room "Brother drank my juice!"

Boyo: "Sister's not sharing!"

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Girlie: "You aren't being silly. You are just joking."

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Boyo: At the top of his lungs: "BE QUIET. WE AWE IN CHUWCH!"

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Girlie: "The baby is talking to me!"

Me: "Awwwwww, that's so sweet. What is she saying?"

Girlie: "That you should buy me a new Belle doll."

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Boyo (peering into the fireplace): "Santa going to get diwty. We need to open da gate."

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Me: "What do you guys want to do today?"
Girlie: "Lots of stuff."
Me: "Like what?"
Girlie: "You know... paint our nails... play hide and seek... eat lunch... watch a show... Girl stuff."
Me: "If we do Girl stuff, what is your brother going to do?"
Girlie: "We'll put him outside."

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Boyo: (glaring at me after being put in penalty box for being mean to his sister): "Santa no bwing you pwesents! You BERY NAUGHTY!"