This one has my sister written ALL over it....

Because I'm an idiot, I decided to take my kids to the mall yesterday.

The day after Christmas.

Did I mention that I am idiot?

My kids were dolls.

The salesclerks were nice enough.

But it was crowded. And people just STOPPED for no reason.

Right in front of me.

And then they would stand there and not move.

While I had two kids in a double stroller.

So I used it as a battering ram. (And I'm not ashamed of it either.)

Finally, we left. And I was tired. I was tired of pushing a stoller. I was tired of the crowds. I was just tired.

And as we were pulling out of the parking lot, someone cut me off.

I so desperately wanted to scream and curse, kick and punch. But my kids were in the car. And they have picked up enough of my more colorful language to have my friends commenting on it.

So I gritted my teeth, laid on the horn, and shouted, "You IDIOT!"

Girlie piped up from the back seat - "Was that a man or a woman?"

"That," I fumed, "was an idiot."

Girlie sighed and said, "So it was a man."