During the 10 minute drive to the movie theater last night....
~ "Mommy, I don't have to die on the cross, right? Cuz Jesus did it for me?"
~"That's tall grass where skunks live! They pee on you with stinky pee. Poppa got peed on with a skunk and stinky pee. TWO TIMES."
~"My favorite part of today was going to the carnival. I liked hitting the baby the best."
~"BIG CANNONBALL KISSES!"
~"There is no one behind us now so you can go in that lane."
~"Mommy, when I grow up I want to do what you do -- play games on the computer."
~"Mommy, I have three girlfriends. It's hard to have three girlfriends. I think when I am five I will only have two."
~"Mommy, did you know that seven comes after six?"
~"In Star Wars, Lando tricks Han. I don't like Lando. Han should cut him to ribbons."
~"IT'S NOT YOUR TURN TO TALK!"
~"I see a box that the juice for the lights comes from. And fireworks."
~"That's the way to Baby Beach! Let's go there."
~"Tomorrow, when we go to Disneyland, can we go on the pony roller coaster?"
~"This is where the movie is! And sticks!"