Rules I Never Thought I Would Have to Enforce

1. We wear pants to dinner. Or at least underwear.

2. We do not ride the dog.

3. We do not stab our sister.

4. We do not lick our food off our plates like a kitty cat.

5. We do not pretend to be a frog in church.

6.  We do not use our toothbrush (or Daddy's) to brush the dog's fur.

7.  We do not shoot people.

8. We do not leave the house naked.

9. We do not tell our sibling to "Smell my butt!"

10. We do not agree to smell our sibling's butt.