New Rules at Our House

1. You don't get to play light sabers if your opponent doesn't have a light saber too.

2. Just because you can turn on the TV doesn't mean you should.

3. Throwing pumpkins is not allowed.

4. The dog is not for riding.

5. Counters are not for climbing.

6. Baths are required after making a mud puddle.

7. You are not to use your water glass to make a mud puddle.

8. You cannot cut your own hair.

9. No one is allowed to use scissors, ever again.

10. Throwing your brother's toy over the safety gate so he cannot play with it because you want it results in being placed in the penalty box. No warnings will be given.