Girlie-isms

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Girlie decided to test my love for her... "Do you love me when I'm naughty?"

Me: "Yes, I love you."

Girlie: "Do you love me when I'm sleeping?"

Me: "Yes, I love you."

And on and on... do you love me when I'm awake? When I'm eating? When I'm playing? When I'm climbing trees? When I am taking a bath? When I'm coloring? ... Twenty minutes of "Do You Love Me?" questions.

My answer was always the same, "Yes, I love you."

Finally, she said, "Momma, that is a lot of love in your heart!"

Me: "Yes, it is, sweet pea."

Girlie: "I don't think your boobs are big enough to hold your heart."

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Finding out that I was going to the doctor, she asked, "Is it because you are going to have a boy baby?"

Me: "Uh, I hope not."

Girlie: "You should ask the doctor for one."

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Talking to her teacher: "Why did your parents decide to name you Mrs. O?"

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After sitting quietly for 10 minutes, she suddenly burst out laughing. "CrankyPANTS!" she shrieked at the top of her lungs.

I don't know what was going on in that head of hers... I just know that I wish we weren't at church at the time.

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After getting sick the other day, I told her it was okay, because everyone gets sick sometimes. "Even you?" she asked.

"Yup, I got sick when you were in my tummy!" I told her.

Girlie nodded somberly. "I mememember that. It wasn't fun then either."