SOCKS!

Summer's over.

School's in session.

And yes, I'm ecstatic about that.  But there is a fly in my ointment.

The kids have to wear shoes and socks to school.

I freakin' hate socks.

Why?

Because they are EVERYWHERE.


In my car.  On the stairs.  On my bed.  On the table.  On the stoop.  In the playroom.  In the bathroom.  In the shoe box.  In my kitchen cupboard -- yeah, I don't know either.

I AM NOT THE SOCK FAIRY!!!!!!!!

Where are they not?

On feet.  Or in the hamper.

But you know what is worse than socks everywhere?

Finding an odd number.