Fun Times

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My top ten things I would rather do than go to unemployment court:

10. Clean up my dog's poop.
9. Clean up my kids' poop.
8. Exercise.
7. Get dental work done.
6. Kill the tarantula that wandered into my garage.
5. Diet.
4. Teach Kindergarten again.
3. Take a Statistics class again.
2. Chaperone a school dance.
1. Go through childbirth.