Things My Son Has Taught Me

1. Always check to make sure there are no swords in your bed before bedtime.

2. Star Wars guys are family.  So they have to eat dinner with us too.
 
3. Guns are cooler than swords.  Light Sabers are cooler than guns.  Red light sabers are the best.

4. In a battle between Lightening McQueen and Darth Maul, Darth Maul wins every time.  Hands down.

 

5. Check the stairs for a car crash before carrying a baby downstairs.